Blue Moose - It’s a Dew-Lap song

Ashley Moffat, Unreleased

Blue Moose

I saw you standing alone

You are a bull in a rut

Without a cow of your own

Down by bog, you saw her there feeding

Her fur glistening in the dew

But little did you know that this mating season

That your bother was watching her too

Blue MooseI saw you standing alone

You are a bull in a rut

Without a cow of your own

You begged your brother

Please let her be mine

There’s lots of other cows in the sea

But your brother is of strong mind

And stronger bodyAnd said, “Let’s solve this traditionally”

Blue Moose

You knew just what was in store for

You and your very own brother

Would have to fight for a lover

He pushedYou shoved

And your antlers collided

And tangled so badly you couldn’t pull

Your antlers apart

So you stuck to your brother

And watched that cow leave with another bull

Blue Moose

She knew just what you were there for

Too bad she couldn’t just care for

Either for you or your brother

Blue Moose

Now you’re not standing alone

You’ve got your brother to moan

With for a cow of your own.