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Ptarmigan Song


Ashley Moffat - March 2008,

Will be performed at the NS MNH during March Break!

You are a hardy member of the grouse family

You scurry cross the snow in your feathered feet

Your plumage changes three time count’ em 1-2-3

But why do you spell Ptarmigan with a P? 

Derived from a Scottish Gaelic It’s a funny word

Pronounce the T but not the P It’s never heard

It’s really quite confusing but it not that rare

There are animals with silent letters everywhere! 

Who put the D in badger?

What’s with the B in lamb?

Why is a W in Wren?

And Y tell me Y

Can it B I don’t C

Is there a P tell me again In Ptarmigan? 

You feed on arctic vegetation all day long

You roost during the night or when the winds are strong

Your population fluctuation’s cyclical

Like lemmings and the lynx it’s inexplicable… 

Explain to me the silent P ptarmigan

Its really been perplexing me time and time again

I guess you’re not alone and you’re not to blame

There are lots of other animals with funny names 

What’s with the G in Gnu?

Who put two L’s in Llama?

Who put that O in leOpard

And Y tell me Y

Can it B I don’t C

Is there a P tell me again In Ptarmigan 

You line your nest with grasses, feathers and lichen

A clutch of eggs is laid by a likened hen

And teeny tiny ptarmigan hatch with glee…YIPEE!

Until they find out that their name’s spelled with a P

Until they find out that their name’s spelled with a P

Until they find out ptarmigan’s spelled with a P!

 

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